Class Prophecy
by Renny Breazeale
as reported in the Kos-Z-Hi Daze - May 19, 1958

Ed Harkey will open beauty salon and he will hire Hugh Lee Ballard as his head beautician.

Jackie McGee will be a mortician and Kay McGee will be her ambulance driver or embalmer.

Edwin King is going to be a doctor and he will find a cure for hiccups.  He will tell the patients one of his favorite jokes or stories.

Sidney McCool, a patrolman, will plead not guilty of conniving with the YWLB.  The YWLB stands for Young Women Law Breakers Association.

Martha Mills, the walk specialist, will someday put that walk to use.  She will be walking up and down the floor wondering when her husband is coming home.

Pat Vanderford shall become Dean at Ole Miss University and teach transfer students from State.  That is what I call a change of heart.

Douglas McAdams and Tommy Sanders shall become a comedy team to entertain the people from Jupiter, visiting in satellite factories in the U.S.

Ann Russell's bubble gum factory gets all gummed up and she has ideas of suicide.  I can't picture that because Ann is such a calm person.  Can you?

Mary Faye Braswell and Wayne's triplet boys shall be coming home from the Coast Guard to visit Maw and Paw.  After all, Mary Faye was voted most versatile girl this year.

William Newell will some day become a great speaker, and if it is possible for him to be a speaker, he would just have to be great.

Jeanette Furr will be an old maid schoolteacher, but Richard will always be there to listen all he can.

Willease Burrell will coach Slippery Rook Teachers College to World Championship. Of course, I didn't say what sport she would teach.

Marilyn Watts will believe anything you tell her, therefore Rayborn will have little trouble convincing her that he was at the barbershop instead of the poolroom.

Lelia Ann Jamison, who now runs a bakery, will someday try for a higher, better dough. She will marry a Texas oil man.

Jeanene Crosby, a typical senior will always be thinking of juniors.  I have one particular in mind.  His name is Charles Junior Brown.

Jean Horn, let me give you some advice.  Don't just sit around and wait for something to turn up--Get a shovel and dig for it.

Sue Brooks will always have that friendly smile, but we won't know what it is for because she doesn't ever say anything.

Annie Laurie Fleming will open a reducing salon and Janice Pinkard will be there every day as an employee, of course.

I don't want to say too much about Tip Rosamond because she wrote the will and I'm afraid of what she might say about me, but wherever "Tip" is there will be laughter for everyone.

Janice Moore will be president of the silence society of which Sue Brooks, Walter Newell, David Millwood, Sara Jo Pender, and Hillory Wright will be members.

Becky Cummins and Sam Ray will marry and have a nice quiet home.  It will be especially quiet when Becky is around.

Sandra Giles will be a dress designer for Madam Moselle's shop which is located in the fabulous heart of Beale Street.  Her styles will be modeled in the Rose Theatre.

Rosemary Ballard will always be advising the one and only Hugh Lee Ballard on how to be a good beautician in Ed Harkey's Shop.


Jeraldine Jenkins shall become head Lady at Macy's Department store.  She will be in the information department and will inform those who need advice including the "Love Lorn".

Pat Jones' nice pleasant speaking voice will come in handy when she becomes the interpreter between the president of the US and the people from outer space.

Hillory Wright is a very calm person who will let anyone drive his car.  However, when Hillory's children come along, he will be strict.  He will probably say, "If you will be real careful and watch out for stars and meteors, you can take my satellite and go to the moon.  But be back by next July."

Mozelle Green will either turn Black or White.  This can mean one or two things.  Either she will get sick and turn white (or pale), or she will divorce and marry a man named Black.  Yes, Mozelle will be a girl of colors.

Jimmy Paquinette will become a ventriloquist and use Nell O'Neal as the dummy.  I don't know about the ventriloquism, but the dummy will certainly be a hit.

As for myself, Renny Breazeale, if I keep the same place in life as I now have, I will accomplish one thing: Everyone will know that I am really crazy instead of just acting.

Roy Terry who is now a good athlete will always be a professional in sports - Professional Bullshooter.

Mary Davis Williams will be a model in Sandra Giles Rose Theatre group.

Neicy Turnipseed, the former Miss Kosciusko, will try for other titles.  It may be Mrs. Bobby Lowe, Mrs. Lacy, or who knows, huh Neicy.

Katherine Jordan, the editor of our school paper, will someday be a columnist in the New York Times newspaper.  She will love her job and take it to heart.  She will run a lonely hearts column.  Wonder which lonely heart she will be interested in.

Patricia Peninger will be a famous opera star and singer.  She will sing "I Believe" to the pessimist assembly.

Walter Newell, a famous world known contractor will contract to build a bridge across the ditch going into Munson's.  I wonder how he knew it was there.

Reece Watts' ability to make himself and others handsome will be the source of his future success with his own hair bleached and strict rule, "Sleep late and rate."

Annette Dean will live up to her last name. She will be dean of mechanics at Bush Atwood's Motor Company.

Allan Brunt will become a famous sign painter, because he is the only known person in the world who can paint a sign on top of a barn without using a step ladder.

Ruth Steen will find some boy that she can be true to.  Impossible? Not at all.

Due to her training in the Dramatics Club, Shirley Payne will co-star with Elvis Presley's son in the Jimmy Fisher story.  Won't that make a fine picture?

Sara Jo Pender will get married to a Major in the United States Army.  Incidentally, this is really true...Hugh, Sara Jo?

Jack Dew will marry Claytie McCrory and in his home he will surely be president.  I think Jack will carry on the old tradition by being president of the United Glue Factory.

David Millwood will take Elvis' place. But, David, you had better let your Hound Dog watch out for the army.  They may get you, you know?

John Lee says he wants to be a band director, but I think that some day he will be the Heavyweight boxing champion.

Jeff Dendy is going to be a farmer.  I certainly hope he doesn't get any taller, because if he does, he will have extreme difficulty in milking.

Drew Chandler will marry Carol Fisher, and Drew will be a coach.  He will coach the Thornton's Mens Wear Nationally Famous Gum Blowing Troupe.

Donald Griffin, the star of the Intramural team, will be a professional basketball player for the Williamsville Wild Cats.  Any team Donald is on will strictly be wild.

Jimmy Fisher will spend most of his time breaking up and making up with Margaret Aden.  But finally, they will get married, so that they can carry the argument further and get a divorce.

Katherine Gregory will always sit and remember the class history she has written and dream of all the history she wishes she were making.

Betty Glaze will be manager of the Montfort Jones Memorial Hospital and Connie Fay Proctor will be a cook there if the hospital buys its groceries from A&A.

Although Patsy Fryery is now working for Penny's making dollars, she will someday settle down in a nice quiet home called The Old Maid's Home, and enjoy life.

Morris Chapman will find a good easy way to make money.  He will take over his daddy's business and sell tires and gas to all those boys traveling to and from Sallis.  I understand the road to Shirley's is pretty rough on tires.

Brenda Culpepper likes Kosciusko so well that she will come back every night to ride by John Lee's house and think of Luke.